Living On Planet ONS


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It must be a great place to live on planet ONS. Unfortunately, my Zenonplasma powered Zodiac MKII spaceship can only project me 999 light years away from planet Earth. A shame because ONS seems to be 100 light years away from planet earth. Let’s look at the statistics for this wonderful planet:

Employment Levels are at: 71.2% 

Inflation Level:  2.7%

Wages: Up 62% in 25 years

Crime: Down 6% Overall

Population: Only 62 Million (Not including Aliens they can’t trace / gone missing)

So folks, fuel up, pack up and get yourself to Planet ONS if you have a more sophisticated spaceship than our ZenoPlasma Zodiac MkII, send us a postcard will ya!

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Zodiac MkII Rocket

 

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